Funny Office Signs

Secretary's desk
"Poor planning by you does not constitute an emergency for me."

Maternity Room door
"Push. Push. Push."

Taxidermist's window
"We really know our stuff."

Bottled Water Company
"We can hold my Water. "

Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Dry cleaning and dyeing company
"We dye for you."

Muffler shop
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

Gynecologist's Office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

Podiatrist's office
"Time wounds all heels."

Plumber's truck
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Church's Bill board
"7 days without God makes one weak."

Electrician's truck
"Let us remove your shorts."

Medical examiner's office
"You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

Plastic surgeon ad
"Now you can pick your nose."

Barber shop
"If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us."

Non-smoking Area
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Golf Course
"Any Persons except the players, caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"

Fence
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

Furniture retail truck, "Sofa King"
"Our Prices Are Sofa King Low"