Dichos

• Me emborrache para olvidarte ...Y ahora te veo doble!
• Ojos que no ven ...¡Zapatos llenos de caca!
• Di No a la droga... ¡Hay poca y somos muchos!

Life's Mathematical Equations

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime